AVL Scarefest 2018
Funny Christmas toy dwarf with advent gifts. Holidays season.

The Overlord is Watching...

Some of us remember, from our pre-Minion days, a weird little recent "tradition" wherein parents allow a creepy little elf to come inhabit their home for the sole purpose of stalking their children constantly and snitching on anything the child does that might be considered "fun".
Well...that's pretty much The Overlord, these days. Except The Overlord is massively tall, instead of tiny, and has eyes like the bottomless void that is the sound you make when you scream in space, but scarier. And, of course, The Overlord would never do anything even remotely sketchy or questionable, because He/She/It is absolutely perfect and we love working here.
That said, it's pretty obvious we're only two weeks out from Scarefest when It is literally behind us every time we turn around.

Just a couple quick notes....

AVL Scarefest 2018
Assembly Inn exterior

Bring your friends!

We have not yet hit our ticket cap, so please help spread the word and drag all your friends, co-workers, ex-lovers, and random people you met on the street along with you. Whether they are an old-school gamer or a nerd-curious associate, there will be games to make them smile. Promise.
Please take a moment to post on Facebook, Twitter, or whatever your social media drug of choice happens to be, and let people know you're coming to the most awesome Halloween-themed gaming convention in the south. We would really appreciate it.
Welcome to our ongoing section, Minion Corner, where we Minions get to tell you a little about our lives and what goes on outside the spotlight (Minion #22 has been taking a psychology course and says it will be "cathartic").

There's really no time to talk, right now, as our lives have been thrown into a ridiculously frantic pace by The Rabbit. He never talks...he just looks at you with his dead, pink eyes, holding a pocket watch in his hand. And you know. You know he's crazy enough to...to..do something, if you don't move it doubletime. So you run.

You've never seen such a bustle of activity. The Tiny Turtles have taken to hiding in the corners, lest they be accidentally trod upon. The Number Crunching Faeries are chewing through pencils at an alarming rate. Even the Paperwork Monsters have learned to lean against the walls when Minions walk past, for fear that they might be blown right through (silver lining: we learned that actually works). We don't know where it will end. We don't know the end game, anymore. We tried to bring it up with The Overlord, but It just chuckled. It literally laughed. That's never happened before, and we're sure it's not a good sign.